Breast Cancer Support Group Alabama

WHY GET MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .
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A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
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A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
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Then there
was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive..'
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'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'

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Three Expectant Fathers

Three expectant fathers were in the waiting room. The nurse came out of the
delivery room and announced to one of the fathers that he was the father of twins.
He was delighted and said what a coincidence, since he was a member of the
Minnesota Twins team. A little later the nurse came out again and said to the next father,
congratulations, your wife just had triplets. He was so a happy - and said isn't that a
coincidence - I work for 3M. The other father took off like a shot - the nurse ran after
him saying where are you going? Over his shoulder, the nurse heard him
mumbling something about his work at 7UP.